Now that you’ve brought it up...my wife has some explaining to do.

Old enough to know a good movie.

I took my kid to the first It and she said... “It was dramatic, funny, romantic and terrifying. All of the emotions. It was the best movie I’ve ever seen.”

We could alway bring back the guillotine.

So if the orange chernobyl was going broke and when he became president he started making money off of his hotels and people wanting to get close to him...how is this not in our interest to get rid of him immediately? A broke man in office that only care about money will do anything to get more money including throw…

I’m going to pass, but I like your handle. 

What     the    fuck   

Don’t forget...steaks, education, golf courses, hotels, the stock market and sex scandals.

I lost in it right here...every time.

Yeah but her mouth is so big it knocks into her pannus causing her to stumble every few feet... so she will never actually get all the way home.

It is hilarious to me when someone says “The investigation is over, let it go!” This is like saying...”Guys we have investigated this murder, we know who did it, we have the proof, we are giving all of the info to the District Attorney and we are dropping the entire thing and so is the DA.” WTAF

Fried... broccoli? What about Fried...Cannabis?

You won’t feel a thing Johnny, I’m faster than a speeding bullet remember?

“you hang up first.” LOL

So if they find it in Cali will they just throw it away before you enter the airport? I wonder when you will have to start going through two freaking security checks, one when you enter and one when you leave. Oh god, I didn’t just say this out loud!

I’m listening...

Take me with you!!!

The worst part is this guy probably didn’t even enjoy the movie because he was so set on revenge.

Do you think he is better at the head, shaft, or balls?