If that’s the non-turbo 2.5 diesel lump, I doubt many of you over there have any idea just how glacially sloooooooooow that thing is, the ‘minimal structural rust’ probably moves faster along the chassis.

Glad to be of service! I’m surprised I was the first with it!

Fake rust looks shit on *any* car, but especially lame on a car THAT. CAN’T. FUCKING. RUST.

Rat rods can look great, but not when they’re covered in bright orange salt water pseudo-rust. Go real or go home.

On the plus side, it finally gives North Korea a break from being the planet’s most hated country for a few years.

At least until everything gets turned into radioactive glass, at any rate.

I ended up going for the 1.4l 500 rather than the Twinair as you really have to rev the nuts off the Twinair to get it to do anything, other than that it just limps along.

They’re unarmed?

Or the correct side. It’s really just to avoid being like the French.

I refrained from using a truly foreign word like arse, as I didn’t want to totally confuse people.

On the plus side, the judge found in his favour, and his building and hobby are safe.

On the other hand, he still has assholes for neighbours.

(Yes, I’m English, so favour and neighbour are spelled correctly)

Safety. If someone shunts you and your foot comes off the brake, you’re then moving under power. If it’s in park, you won’t go anywhere.

It’s perfectly feasible that with splintered ribs, he could have punctured his lungs through the action of screaming for help.

I thought it was Jesus II: Electric Boogaloo?

(In fact anything 2 should be suffixed with ‘Electric Boogaloo’)

1970s Series Land Rover. What it can’t drive through would probably kill me outright. I managed to write off a brand new Merc a few years ago whilst I was at a standstill.

Looks like pretty much every other SUV out there, which is to say, dull and generic, apart from the front wing-door join, which looks bloody awful.

Also, it’s got a terrible name that sounds like a failed NY dept store.

But where will the buyer put their golf bats?

Said the actress to the bishop.

Unfortunately, by the time it does take effect, the pound will be worth approximately ten cents and we’ll be too busy rounding up foreigners into cattle trucks and engaging in (polite) food riots to buy one.

Came here to post this. As someone in their mid 40's, I just don’t have the time or inclination to get repeatedly rinsed by racist 12 year olds who play the game for 18 hours a day. I mean, I love GTA5 as a game, but the Online version is just fucking awful.

Hamley’s is/was better for toys, but yeah, I can see how the place would appeal to a 13 year old.