There are also loads of big rigs on the roads, maybe she should buy one of those for her daughter?

As much as I hate Beetles, it’s probably the ideal car for a 16 year old. Slow, easy to repair and solid enough if it hits something.

Odds on it’s got it’s own website and hashtag.

The Great Fire really only related to London’s mandated choice of building material, the rest of the country used whatever was abundant and appropriate, which was already predominantly stone in a lot of places.

For example, my in-laws house predates the fire and it’s made of brick, though fortunately it’s nowhere near…

I dunno, whenever I see footage of tornado damage, i see rows of flattened houses with the occasional chimney stack still upright. I’d have made the house out of the same stuff as the chimney.

Actually, I’d have made the entire house out of reinforced concrete or something, or just not lived in a tornado zone. The…

I still can’t believe that a country that has tornados and termites still builds houses out of wood. We have neither in the uk, and still use predominantly a brick/block structure.

My work here is done!

Well, at least it has something in it’s favour.

Brits, Argentines, and anyone who watched the last series of Top Gear, at a guess!

Jesus Christ, no one tell Argentina.

Pfft, amateurs, these dolls are imitation children. For a concourse win you need real ones.

Although they’re not actually allowed to touch the car, lest an angry millionaire complains about the greasy faceprint affecting his investment resale value.

I’ve really never understood the concept of concourse cars outside museums.

As opposed to Trump who would deport it to Mexico for not being white?

Hey, at least he only got caught fucking one car, VW got caught fucking millions.

For ‘The Land of the Free’, you don’t half have some utterly bizarre laws against what people can do on their own property.

Pretty certain both the Russians and Germans beat you to #6. Admittedly only for the rear passenger compartment, though.

Good. Matt and Harris were the two standouts of the last series, hopefully now with the Shouty Ginger and his personal writer gone, the team dynamic might have a chance to develop a bit more naturally.

Pro-tip: Although this works with any VW, it actually increases the value of most Beetles.

Please tell me you torched the hateful, ungrateful thing in Arkansas, and merrily danced around it’s burning carcass in the moonlight.

I just want to know if the rejection letter caught fire while he was reading it, for that true Ferrari experience.