Soldiers’ asses are cheaper than bucket seats.

Serious questions, as all I know about NASCAR is what I’ve learned from crash compilations on Youtube:

I think they’re more scared of the bullets, tbh.

To be fair, I only wanted to go because it sounds a bit like Wu Tang.

However, the in-service wifi would be shit, and there’s a good chance you’d ‘disappear’ halfway through the trip if you searched for ‘Things to do in Tiananmen Square’.

It’s all well and good until it rains and the ensuing leak destroys the ECU.

Nope, it’s actually like that. Great little fun car, ruined by a shitty early flappy paddle ‘box.

Ah, third world shithole corruption. Now that, I don't miss.

I take it you're staying in Wuhan? Round trip is a month ;)

Yeah, but imagine a fortnight of French food. They’d probably have to use pry-bars to fit me though the doors at Wuhan.

I just like the idea of sitting on a single train and not having to get off to go nearly a third of the way around the planet. Far more evocative than just a bunch of connected train journeys.

Now, ask them to draw an oval and they’re fucking perfect...

If it was run by the French, it’d be great. The Chinese, maybe not so much.

Damn, I was hoping it carried passengers. I'd quite enjoy a month on a train for a day trip to Wuhan.

C’mon, let’s hear it for us plucky Brits:

I’m in my mid-40's now, and I do still listen to a lot of metal, but I must admit, I’ve listened to pretty much nothing but Hawkwind, early T.Rex and John Coltrane for the last month. I should probably hand in my ‘Heavy Metal Fan’ card about now...

Honestly, it was fucking hilarious 99% of the time, and terrifying the other 1%. I met some good friends on there that I’ve stayed in contact with to this day.

I used to moderate a fairly large heavy metal music forum affiliated to a magazine. Not extreme metal or anything niche and potentially outlaw, but over the ten years or so I was moderating, as well as numerous minor altercations and fights at gigs over online arguments about bands, we had a minor running away with a…

The very worst thing about not drinking at social functions is that drunk people, even when they’re your friends, are really fucking annoying.

What Yuranium said, came here just to post the same explanation.