Good, solid plan. I only hope you don’t end up like me and go on an unplanned buying splurge. I bought myself another 2 motorbikes for xmas.

I wouldn’t trust The Sun to tell me what colour the sky was without checking out of the window.

I was looking at these high-end RC Land Rovers as a fun toy. For the price, I could actually buy another *real* Series Land Rover over here in the UK.

They’re currently diversifying into fining people who share videos on Facebook.

I’m guessing the total damages for both vehicles were covered by whatever loose change the owners had in their wallets.

Qatar: So much money, so little taste.

I’m sure it’s fun, but I’d prefer the challenge of endurance racing a piece of cheap crap.

Well, I guess with it’s tiny rear load space, it was ideal for transporting arrested children in the 70’s.

I wish there was something like this for the UK. There just doesn’t seem to be the same grass-roots *cheap* racing series that you have over there, unless you go down to karts, and that just doesn’t excite me.

Run what you brung drag racing is about the cheapest, and that’s not really the most exciting motorsport in…

I can’t imagine anything worse than christmas with Madonna. She’ll turn up an hour late, call you a diva bitch when you mention the fact, and then most of the presents under the tree will be for her, from her.

Usually, I basically say ‘look, I hate haggling, you don’t want to be insulted with a ridiculous offer that we both know you won’t accept, and then play some stupid game, so what’s the lowest price you’ll realistically accept?’. Doesn’t treat the seller like an moron, and I get a discount. Face it, I wouldn’t have…

I do know how (un) comfortable a 353 is, as a friend’s parents had one when we were growing up, in the UK, and we were embarrassed to be seen in it. It was a joke back in the 70’s, even compared to real British shit like the Morris Marina and Allegros of the time.

The only redeeming feature was that is was better than…

I dunno, I use that line all the time. I fuckin’ hate haggling, it’s irritating and ultimately futile. Just tell me what price you’ll actually take and I’ll give you the cash.

Wartburg 353: Like a Trabant, but without any of the associated charm.

Ooh, sounds promising. Those two might even counteract my intense dislike for Chris Evans’ TV personality.

Weirdly he seems really pleasant in interviews, but as soon as he’s presenting he turns into an overactive, obnoxious cock.

NP, easily. A bit more money spent on it would make for a very nice fun toy.

They must be fairly rare too, as most Datsuns spontaneously dissolved at the mere sight of a rain cloud.

Also, it’s not a Miata, which is in it’s favour.

Volkswagen: Designed by Hitler.

Seeing as they couldn’t get any worse, it would actually improve their current approval ratings.

Certainly with the Trump crowd, at least.

See also the Captain’s memoirs: ‘Thar She Blows’.

I don’t have a screenplay, but if you don’t call it ‘20,000 Lines Under The Sea’, I’ll be very disappointed.

eBay > cars > ending soonest. See what’s cheap. ‘Merry xmas, I bought you another project.’

Yeah, Benelli Arms is an offshoot, founded in the 60’s on the back of the motorcycle business.

Makes sense, both engines and guns are all suck, squeeze, bang, blow at the end of the day.