Does anyone actually earn the ‘average income’, though? I’d always assumed most of us were on next to nothing, and the figures were skewed upwards by people on insane salaries.

Certainly feels that way to me, anyway.

Over here in the UK, you just get a loan for an amount of money, based on your credit score. When(if!) asked, it’s just for ‘A car’ rather than asking the make, model and number of miles on the clock. Never had a problem, even when I bought a Triumph Spitfire with a chassis apparently made out of Plasticine.

You have…

If they did that black No. 24 tracker as an option, I’d place an order right now. It’s made a nice looking bike into a stunning one.

Pro-Tip(s) - Don’t take a shitty Porsche, don’t be English, and don’t have shitty pube-perm hair in case you get mistaken for a relative of Clarkson.

Chrome welded chain steering wheels are a guilty pleasure of mine. They’re just so freaking badass.

That’s the best part!

I’ve got a soft spot for big ol’ ugly American chod cars of the 70’s and 80’s.

One day I’ll actually get round to buying one, I’m sure.

If someone can ship it over to me in the UK, I’d drive the hell out of it.

I have never seen a YouTube video I’d be willing to pay for. YT is for random cat videos, Russian dashcam footage and people hurting themselves in idiotic ways.

Oh, the blimpmanity...

Racing.

The best part about working in IT is that our accounts bypass the internet filter.

Fact: People in IT have already clicked on it. I know I did.

I do not want my car, autonomous or not, to have a fucking emoji face.

It’s pretty much the dictionary definition of development, but y’know.

Um, code? In a car? What witchcraft is this?

Well, it was first patented in the late 20’s, so obviously the design was conceived and worked on prior to that. Makes over 80 years by my counting.

Which is all fine in a niche, race car, maintained by experts/enthusiasts, but it’s pretty much useless in a production vehicle. Most people don’t remember to put in oil when the warning light comes on, let alone every fill.

They’ve had what, over 80 years to play with it, and it’s still high maintainance, low economy and poor emissions.

Well, no one’s really managed so far.