Hark! Truly a furious fapping is in order.

We should be using half century old weapons just like them, make it a fair fight.

That car is offensive to all the senses...

Hold on to your butts

Meh, no worse than all the commercials nowadays centering on the "My husband is sooo stupid" theme. I'm sure that was created relatively tongue in cheek, so long as both sexes are open for good natured lampooning I see no reason to care.

The basement only holds a chair and an old guy who plays a trombone (wa waaa) if you sneak in. He is also addicted to pornography. True story. Or is it? Who is this mysterious old trombone man? We are all the mysterious old trombone man....

You can practically feel the crazy.

And have the federal gov't chip in to maintain railroad tracks? What are they going to make it up in reduced maintenance on highways? Oh wait, they probably would wouldn't they.... I really wish they would...

Dear London rioters,

Don't like Prius'?! Desu, maybe you should just buy a camry!

My understanding is that it was instigated by the shooting originally, but has now spun out of control and is now an excuse for disaffected youths to go about ruining people's livelihoods and pretending they deserve something but they aren't quite sure what.

For god sakes, there's a perfectly burnable 1 in a million focus right behind it too.

Nothing gets your point across like blind and indiscriminate violence.

You've listened to a few to many rage against the machine albums.

Pavarotti's hand bag

As a matter of fact, yes, that was the requirement. Who do you know on the inside with JDP?

Number 1, que?

It's on Chrome 12.0.742.122 like the others.

Does the text in the 1st gear segment run into the picture for anyone else?

Hah! So true.