But but 157 is prime! so it can’t be natural. 17-year-cicada sez: “What! am I not natural?” “And hey, 2 is prime” yeah but that doesn’t count “why not? 1.. 2 prime!” “Look. it has to be some number of days and 153 was taken... s’number of fishes in some net in John oh... 21:11 or so; and don’t tell me that’s ‘natural”…

You know, a lot of times the praise something gets here is very...exaggerated.

“Wabbit season!”

“Daffy appears to have reverted from the more modern Cranky Asshole version to the classic Loony Version. Not sure how I feel about that.”
I am: FINALLY!

you know , in the early version of the script , it was Fry’s mother , not the dog,..

The irony of an aggregator blog network complaining about Google taking ad revenue from “an increasingly unsustainable media industry”is fucking rich even for G/O.

oh god, speaking of cheesy platitudes.....

You’re bored aren't ya

Pedant alert:

Unfortunately, their attempt at suspense was totally undercut by the money shot of the blood thirsty teddybear. It just made me snort. It would’ve been better to stay with their tell-don’t-show strategy.

I’ve heard about him. I understand he developed his piloting and gunnery skills by recreationally murdering animals. One wonders if he also set fires and wet the bed.

I’m the officer just starting my shift when some doofus tells me he’s got some reactor leak, I try sending a squad up to help, when I ask him what his operating number is he f@#*ing blows up the comm channel. Idiot interns.

I’m Admiral Motti. I’m not impressed by sorcerers’ ways, and sometimes my lack of faith has been called “disturbing,” but I do feel the need to point out that a certain technological terror blew up an entire planet in a single shot and has yet to be proven insignificant next to certain ancient religions.

That badger should think twice before getting involved in a coyote’s schemes.

But then you insert the data carrier plans and it all comes crashing down. Unless you have a corporate, who cares plan you just are going to burn though data until you are bankrupt. True story, a co-worker of mine lives on a farm in the middle of nowhere and has a 3 carrier 4g super complicated router that isc company …

This is a great article and makes great points, but I do want to clarify something: opioids CAN be life-saving drugs. Extreme pain can lead to skyrocketing blood pressure, which untreated can lead to stroke, aneurysm, or myriad other life-threatening conditions within a short time, and cause other life threatening…

“Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter!”

“What’s up motherfuckers?”

Can we call them “Yoda years”? So if 50 human years is about 2-3 Yoda years, the oldest Yoda can actually be is 54 human years old. However, we don’t yet know how old Yodas are when they develop language skills — sure, we know approximately how old a human is, but a human lifespan is also, at most, 120 years (probably…

Suddenly! An SS officer who had somehow avoided harm charges screaming at Lee. But then, a load “CLANG” rings out and he slumps to the ground. Standing above him is Julia Child, holding a cast-iron pan lazily over her shoulder.
“Not without me, you aren’t”.