That’s what someone told me the last time I said people are being overly paranoid about card theft. Like you, such hasn’t ever happened to me. Whenever I’ve gotten my card data compromised (usually from shifty roommates or romantic partners that are careless surfing the Internet, both problems I’ve rectified lol) it’s…

I applaud this reference =)

Can’t imagine what you mean, he didn’t say a word about Rogue One.

If they'd only cast Erika Eleniak as Elliot's wife, it would've been perfect.

Totally buried the lead: Rey’s aim is terrible for a Force-wielder. 

This list seemed to confuse the word ‘best’ with ‘socially significant’

While I don’t mind Frozen ( except for the big “FOR LOVE!” part at the end which makes absolutely no sense, no it’s pretty clear that you were losing control of your powers because you feared them not because you were lacking love), I do think that Tangled is a better movie overall. Right now, I already find many of…

Can the potheads please cultivate a variety that DOESN’T fucking reek.  Do what you want, but fuck man, you stink.  Keep that shit to yourself.

Well, lah-di-dah, Mr./Mrs. “I don’t need to be mauled to make $30K.” Down here at the 300-lb. Guys Mauling You factory, we get mauled constantly and rest our dirty faces easy knowing that we made an honest day’s pay for an honest day’s work. SMH at you East Coast Elites with your no-mauling philosophies. There’s just…

Yes, thank you. I’ve been continuing to visit the G/O sites because I like a lot of the writing and the comment sections (trolls and racists notwithstanding). But fucking hell has it gotten significantly worse over the last couple of months. Say it with me now, G/O:

He is doing the right thing here and I agree completely that the pay is ridiculous, but it’s 50K in approximately 3-4 months... Were it not for the significant bodily injury this would be a pretty great deal. Unless it comes with lifetime medical coverage I would still decline, but 50K every 10 weeks is a hell of a…

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

I don’t know whether to laugh or get mad at these responses. It’s almost like they don’t want to sell to informed consumers who do their prep, rather take advantage of the sucker who walks in the door with absolutely no clue.

Tangential question: are there monkeys in Egypt? Enough to fill a valley? I mean, I’ve seen Raiders of the Lost Ark, but I always just assumed that monkey came from out of town.

Seen it many, many times on the road. The front is good. The back looks like they ran out of time. It’s definitely THE choice for a giant SUV. I think the Escalade exterior looks better, though. If you can combine the Escalade sheet metal with the Lincoln interior, that’d be one amazing SUV.

“Captain. Captain. CAPTAIN!”

in a toga at a whorehouse?

This is the kind of post that reminds me of the old days of io9. I can only speak for myself, but I’d love to see more posts like this.

A quick show of hands:

Seriously. A hero of the republic brought down a SUPER Star Destroyer in an A-Wing. Go back to the drawing board on this one Io9.