I am thinking:

Typical lawyer/journalist, doesn’t actually fully grasp the technical realities at play here.

when I was young, I use to judge famous people for not being nice. Now that I lived long enough, I can safely say that if I was famous, I would probably tell everybody to f*ck off.

Soupy Sales’ pies were loaded with bricks. 

Poppycock. Are you going to tell me next that Mario is a bad plumber because he allows himself to go inside the pipes?

Nothing to see here, move along, move along.

If she really loved the truck, her check engine light wouldn't be on.

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, “Where’d he go?” Hollywood says, “Where’d who go?”

Damn... you are right! But there must be other trade offs, like not being able to merge into traffic at legal speed? ;)

I know, funny joke, haha, but that guy literally has downcast eyes (not a neck bent to check the beer), as if he’s just seen something awful and traumatic, and since he is a real person who did see something traumatic, maybe we shouldn’t be anonymous dicks to him on the internet...?

Could probably summon the godhand with one of those.

It snow wonder the roof is crushed.

The actual response was “ We run out of the building and don’t give a toss about getting you parts at the moment. Then WE call a guy.”

I was trying to think of an Amtrak joke, but I couldn’t stay on track.

This isn’t hard. You never make the 911 electric. You do make a car that everyone thinks of as “the electric 911,” but you don’t *call it that,* and you sufficiently differentiate the styling.

“Balanced”? They were never going to glorify them, were they? A lot of WoW fans found it funny because they can laugh at themselves, or at least at that obviously over the top stereotype that the public had/has. If anything, it was the WoW community that embraced that episode the most. Lighten up!

Steering wheels are complicated.

For what it’s worth, I’ve had an awful lot of very shitty Mexican food in California. Seeing as there are a lot of actual Mexicans in Chicago, there is likely some very good Mexican food there as well.