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*giggle*

Frosty, the snowman

I use a password manager and generate generously long passwords. And yeah the constraints that many sites have are ridiculous.

More importantly, why is this news? Anytime a tow company gives me a tow I expect them to charge me.

Tough shit, chuckles!

He looks like Darth Vader fucked a Dalek.

Gives new meaning to “car looks great,but has a stiff ride”

Poor pilot had to heil an Über.

Goddammit.

My wife heard this expression in “The Shawshank Redemption” and thought the guard meant grabbing some bread from the cafeteria.

She’s from the UK and I had to explain it to her.

Of all the people in this world with their head up their ass, I promise you, Flea is not one of them. If you can’t recognize that Flea is legitimately operating at another level all together, that’s on you. 

That’s the front half, that makes it a “Fer”.

It’s just a rari now.

The hop craze is dead.  Don’t feel bad.   Your friend is now the one who hasn’t kept up with the times. 

We had chickens on our farm when I was growing up, and they are awful animals. They are noisy little shit factories undeserving of respect, unlike the other noisy shit factory animals which seemed somewhat worthy of respect. (Ducks are borderline.)

Maranello, 2010

a whole generation of shitheads laughs at the worst fucking humor in the world”

You know how when you were in high school or college and you made fun of the theater kids because they were hyper annoying, loud, and self-important, but you were relatively close with someone who directed a one act play, and so you went to its opening night to be a good sport, but at the end of it you felt cheated