*giggle*

Frosty, the snowman

I use a password manager and generate generously long passwords. And yeah the constraints that many sites have are ridiculous.

More importantly, why is this news? Anytime a tow company gives me a tow I expect them to charge me.

Tough shit, chuckles!

He looks like Darth Vader fucked a Dalek.

Marvel: That’s cute.

STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS

Gives new meaning to “car looks great,but has a stiff ride”

This isn’t even the scariest Golden Eagle on this site.

Why not just dump your corpse on their doorstep for maximum effect?

I was a submariner (specifically a Torpedoman) for 24 years, I’ve already arranged to be shot out of a torpedo tube at test depth off of Hawaii.

Poor pilot had to heil an Über.

Goddammit.

My wife heard this expression in “The Shawshank Redemption” and thought the guard meant grabbing some bread from the cafeteria.

She’s from the UK and I had to explain it to her.

I’m so hi-def I don’t alias until you reach Planck resolution. 

Of all the people in this world with their head up their ass, I promise you, Flea is not one of them. If you can’t recognize that Flea is legitimately operating at another level all together, that’s on you. 

That’s the front half, that makes it a “Fer”.