Yes, and it was brilliant. :D

http://www.darwinawards.com/

Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been the Hotline Bling dance. People wouldn’t stop after hitting you if that were the one. 

No bored, blondely muscular cabana boy lounging topless on the couch. Can’t be Fancy Kristen’s place. I’ve been told she has 5 of them. 

“We didn’t rank all of them, before you ask about Gossamer, the large red hair-monster made famous as Bugs Bunny’s antagonist in Hair-Raising Hare. That’s because expanding the list into every character who memorably appeared once or twice in a classic Looney Tunes or Merry Melodies cartoon could have resulted in an…

“What about that really sexy rabbit who shows up every now and then to get Bugs out of a jam? What’s her deal?” 

What?? No explanations following each ranking? No meat to sink our fangs into? No jibes about how Foghorn Leghorn could’ve been ranked higher had his episodes not been as subtle a stick of dynamite in a tub of flour? How are we supposed to call you a moron and incompetent without a launching pad from which to harangue…

I think he’s saying that bobby pins are a hideous act against God and Man alike.

Venereal diseases? Who in God’s name fucks a river? 

“... on a rapidly-depreciating asset that is a physical manifestation of your wife’s disappointment.”

Damn, I did driver’s ed wrong. Well, maybe I can practice in those suburban cul-de-sacs where people let their little schnauzers and mini-poodles run free...

It’s instinctive. I do my best not to, but when you see the shape moving on the road, you just react.

Meat/sauce/cheese piping hot pie of goodness. :D

Having a Lada time is just so Trabisome.

(In crazy Russian voice) Ha! American’s put one over on us! In old country, you drive cars. In America, cars drive you!!!

Yeah, true. An offhand comment that’s intended as both a joke and wishful thinking (i.e. “Man, I wish I had a job where I can do crazy stuff all the time for fun...”) isn’t any sort of condemnation of the guy. It’s just superficial snark. Honestly, someone who’s found a way to monetize what he loves doing deserves…

Damn... just how much time free does this dude have in a day?

Well, the whole thing about the chain places is that “deep dish” to them means a pretty thick crust. The Chicago style pizzas are actually not thick crusted ones, at least not like that. They’re hardly thin - a Google image search of any of those shops (Giordano’s, Uno’s/Duo’s, Gino’s, Malnati’s) shows this - but…

Oh, I have nothing at all to do with Texas. As a matter of fact, over a 40+ year lifespan I’ve spent less than 3 weeks total over several visits to Houston, a good deal of that at the airport. I’m a northerner.