You know what really irritated me the most about this? Burbank is a reporter on Television, which is ALSO something people waste their lives watching. I just pictured someone watching his report and going "My God, he's right!" and turning off their TV and going outside. Does he not realize many people also escape…

Oh right, I totally forgot I read about this guy awhile back:

That's the problem with playing against button mashers. You can't counter attacks when they don't make any sense.

His training has really paid off.

Goat is using wired controller, others are on 3MS lag.

Goat OP. Plz nerf.

She takes after her dad.

Playing coaster simulator on the occulus drunk?

Tip #7: try not to get angry at the UPS guy when he brings your Amazon preorder at like 7pm

How about an Assassin's Creed game set in Japan, please? Maybe a bit sacrilegious, but you could set it during the time of Christian missionary efforts to covert Japanese citizens to the faith with Templar subterfuge in the background. Could offer an alternate explanation as to why Christianity, and by association the…

Call him. =P

yes, you can't here

I cant here the haters over my freedom.

You'd feel pretty fucking indestructible.

No nipples, no sale.

Our Helix, Who art in "ITEM", Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, In PC as it is in "Item". Give us this day our daily struggle, and forgive us our "democracy" votes, As we forgive those who vote "democracy" against us. And lead us not over ledges, but deliver us from Eevee. For thine is the…