Taking care of the new generation of noodles.

The day that cup learns to cut lines, Tony will have found the only hench he'll ever need.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

My first ever Kotaku 'Shop entry.

Oh boy, we got another fall. CUP! Go push him off the ice.

Didn't work on it too long. Hope it's ok.

I have no idea what you mean.

This is pretty much what I'm facing as an ethnic Chinese man from Singapore. I'm so glad that I've been able to miss Chinese New Year for the past 3 years as I got tired of the pageantry, nosy relatives and the shitty questions that come with them. As a kid I was constantly compared to other cousins in exam scores,…

Some People would say most god's are imaginary.

Best part? Fitness Trainer as Female Titan!

In before you get swamped with, "What are 'Legos?' Are they similar to LEGO bricks?"

Don't forget about this awesome gif~!

Digimon's just a Pokemon clone.

Engine:

So I guess for body repairs he'd just need to pull into his local Toys R' Us?

Fewer games with better quality? Oh no, my boots and my limited schedule/money are shaking!

"Sony and a Sonic film"

*radio* "Sir, he's starting to question quality of the New Zelda game."