Attention President Joe...

Most of those gins are unfortunately flavored with berries and taste like cheap perfume. 

So let me get this straight: it’s perfectly fine for migrants from Mexico and Central America to illegally come into the US, and private citizens who try to stop them are outlaws and racists, but when those noble Canadians do the same to illegal Americans, it’s the smart thing for them to do?

Right, because people moving their wealth out of the country and tanking the economy would never, ever come close to affecting anybody...

I agree. $14 per hour is not for the family man trying to live comfortably. It's for the college kid who's working part-time. Low wage jobs were never meant to sustain a living. They're for part-time work.

Profits aren’t wages, wages are an expense.

I’m fascinated how those who have never made a payroll, nor operated a business have the illusion that artificially raising a wage, which in turn has a direct impact on profits (which for the socialist in the group who failed to take an economics course in high school is how employers pay you) and degrade the ability…

I’m kind of sad but also I want meatballs

The capitalization in the headline made be be all like, “What the crap is a french-fried onion??!?!” and now I’m kind of sad but also I want meatballs.

Is MSG-fright still a thing?

Bratwurst

zip, salt, and tang.

A good study done back in the 1970's showed that saturated fat is much better for you than unsaturated. American obesity epidemic coincides with soybean oil based margarine and processed foods.

When cutting out carbs, the need for vitamin C reduces. You get enough through the meat you consume. When the “officials” were testing vitamin and mineral content of raw meat, they didn’t test for vitamin c, assuming it had none.

Pigs also eat literal garbage and are quite possibly the tastiest food source out there.

Don't think crows won't remember that shit when it comes time to ferry you to the afterlife.

Yeah, a lot of “dialogue” goin’ on from the opposing side:

I’ve been looking forward to all the Burger Week arguing and shouting and this is not disappointing.

Counterpoint: Don’t hang out with thieves.

Seems like a valuable lesson for both the parents and the kid: