I love Vince Carter more than at least one of my three children. And he’s on the heels of my middle kid, who is becoming a brat. 

I’m going to need more than the defense’s claim that Nassar was assaulted in prison. Maybe he was just receiving unorthodox physical therapy.

“Judge Aquilina’s Dr. Nassar’s efforts to demonize Dr. Nassar in front of the entire world were successful.”

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

The nation has to deal with cocky Philadelphia fans because of this bullshit.  He committed treason. 

Just say “bill it to this guy, who is me”?

Good thing we don’t play college players, that would really ruin the integrity of the game.

The Cardinals Lost Their 51st Game

Poor form. He needed an armstrong enough to landis punch.

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”

I refuse to believe that Larry Fedora is an actual name and not substantive evidence of the shared simulation we call reality breaking down.

It’s a slippery slope because if the Lerner family pays for this guy’s treatment, before long you’ll have people in this country paying to put other people’s kids through school, or you’ll be paying to put out a fire at someone else’s house, or you’ll be paying to pave roads that you never drive on, and that is NOT…

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

Eh, I disagree. He had already given the front-row kid a ball, and so he gave this ball to another kid who (presumably) hadn’t gotten one. That seems to me like the good and just thing to do.

As a parent my first thought was "poop"

We all know had the races been reversed and it was a black man who “defended” himself by shooting a white man defending his family, that white man would be called a hero and that brother would be up under the jail and Lawyer-Sheriff Bob would be telling us all how he had no choice but to lock that brother up.

I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.

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