these words you write- “sleeping in”- I know they are supposed to mean something but I still don’t understand them.

THE SIGN SAYS 55, SO I’M DRIVING 55, JUST LIKE THE SEMI TRUCK NEXT TO ME IN THE RIGHT LANE.

Yup, In Utah if you don’t yield to faster moving traffic REGARDLESS of speed limit its a primary offense.  They were doing a big pullover sting last year to help people understand the law.  

My bad, i misread it. Haha

Sounds like Tommy Lehren or Tomi, or Tomigochi, Thumblina whatever her name is. 

I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.

The worst part is that you know this person hangs out in the passing lane, despite that fact that it’s just as much against the law as speeding...

It is also illegal in many/most cases to fail to yield right to faster-moving traffic, regardless of the speed limit. (As of course all good Jalops know.) RECHTSFAHREN!

My company contracts with the government (IT) and I have been on furlough since December. We have 3 kids who have seriously stepped up working more and helping out so we can cut costs.

Guaranteed annual raises? https://www.npr.org/2018/12/31/681286942/trump-orders-pay-freeze-in-2019-for-all-civilian-federal-employees I’ve had more years with pay freezes than ones with small COL raisers. No, I don’t work for ICE. I work for the VA and not affected by this shutdown. And while there are certain…

Also, many gov’t employees can’t get a second job. Some employees are contractually banned from earning money from “outside activities” and others can’t have any job that overlaps with their gov’t responsibilities or creates a conflict of interest. Often they must get approval from a supervisor or ethics committee…

One of my friends:

“furlong workers”

My Lyft driver to the airport was an FBI agent with a sick kid. How much does that fucking suck?

As Jalopnik’s resident prudish reader, I am often appalled by the lazy use of obscene four letter words from some of its writers. However the new compound verbiage invented by Mr. Collins, these embiggened words being “fuckbuckets” and “grody shitmunchers,” were actually kind of funny. I’ll allow it.

“Buut it’s NATURAL!!!”

I live in a county that stops serving alcohol after 2:00 AM, so I could pretty easily see myself stocking one of these with beer, wine, and liquor, then selling everything for double.  Snowed-in?  Call AS Services today!  We’ll bring whatever you like!  Not rain, nor sleet, nor National Cash Register will keep us from…

Would totally like to Myth Buster that idea. You lay down in the snow first.

This comment made me laugh out loud.

This snow weasel approves.