I’m a Christian but I always view televangelists as shysters. Just seems like everyone of them is a con artist. They never to speak to the spirit in me.

My mother used to broker their insurance. Said they were not nice people. Actually, she said they were NOT nice people, emphasis hers.

God would send him a signal if God wanted Joel to take people in. I dunno like a flood or something.

He looks like he’s being played by Martin Short in a shitty comedy about his own life.

There sure is a lot of smoke coming out of that Saturn’s tailpipe. A Saturn??? Burning oil??? INCONCEIVABLE!!! :D

They were told not to evacuate . So far only 5 confirmed deaths. During evacuation process during last hurricaine last time it took days to get out of the city with hundreds of deaths. People ran over. Heat stroke. Fights. They could all be still stuck on the highway rn underwater waiting to get out still. Your…

The bathtub trick is old and somewhat unreliable (it’s surprisingly hard to seal). It’s better to fill up as many food safe containers with water that you can. You can also use non-food safe containers for things like washing your hands, and using the toilet (bathroom), and washing [use common sense here, not…

Where you just have to prep for blizzards and tornadoes instead. ;)

Accident? This was no accident. It was a drunk driver.

Maybe if they quit turning off the AIS when not in an active warzone it would help. Most commercial vessels these days, especially but not solely those from flag of convenience states, basically just use their AIS to keep watch. Unless they are going into an active conflict area there is no reason for a surface vessel…

Looks more Sideways Outta Compton, but I’ll give ya a star anyway.

Straight outa Compton

Looked at the “Concourse Hat” link.

As a reverse complaint, sometimes when waiting for something to happen, they don’t put me on hold and I hear all the crap they talk, so last month while on hold the guy from various background noises was talking “Yeah, I fake-called in sick yesterday, don’t tell anyone” so I said something when my rep came back on and…

its easy, just expensive as hell. we really need to make fresh vegetables cost less somehow. Having a garden helps.

As Michael Pollan says, “Eat Food. Mostly plants. Not too much”

In my first job out of college we regularly used the NATO phonetic alphabet when discussing things to avoid confusion. One of our managers could not remember any of the letters. One day, on a conference call, he said, “P... Like in... Pneumonia.”

Yep. That silent P is a menace.

So we’ve been spelling Ptrump wrong this whole time?