Impreza production in Indiana started for the 2017 model year. :) (used to work there in paint manufacturing engineering. So glad I’ve escaped...)

I agree with all of the above. Every time I have to drink coffee from a Keurig I try to enjoy it for whoever is hosting me at a gathering or whatnot, but I silently judge them for their laziness and wastefulness of time, energy, and money. Spend that money on better f***ing coffee beans, people! Not complicated…

But he forgot the second part of that wisdom, which is to NOT RUN INTO F*CKING TRAFFIC YOU MORON.

COTD

How’s the cargo space in those? I can fit a 9' long board (barely) into my Legacy wagon, and need to on a regular basis.

I once really wanted a Nissan 350Z, but have never owned one. Just have a last name beginning with Z.

I didn’t go full bore and do the STI 6MT swap, just the long block. Which really isn’t all that different, but it sounds cool. :P I did add a BNR 16G turbo when swapping the engine out so..... :D :D

This is why my STI powered 2005 Legacy GT Wagon (with the 5MT) has 221k miles and counting on it and I will never sell it unless I absolutely have to.

I’m the same way with Ford. It was one of my happiest days when I got rid of my wife’s Fusion a few years after that terrible dealer experience. Never again.

COTD right here, folks.

Looks up to code to me!

Welp, guess I’m not watching my Vikings this year. Probably better that way anyway...

HAHA! Well played sir, well played.

Except the car itself provides the protection (if you’re wearing a seatbelt) when you’re driving. That’s why helmets aren’t required for driving!

Excuse me, good sir. I am one of those people that use Excel to plan vacations and put away money diligently, but had I $100k to buy a car with this would be in my driveway. I’m SO into an overpowered SUV/wagon.

I’m totally with Wrangler guy.

To each their own! I wouldn’t give up the War Wagon for anything (other than maybe an offroad equipped 2012 Outback in forest green...).

Wait... this is a thing? That people do?

As the spouse of an elementary school music teacher, thank you for writing this. There aren’t enough advocates for the crazy crap they get put through every day, and they sure don’t get paid enough for what they put in!

Come live in Lafayette, IN! It’s really nice here! :)