It’s great until you forget you hung something there after waking up from a nap and leave it on the plane...

Shouldn’t he be arrested and tried for treason for this? Because that’s what would happen if anyone else leaked classified data of that magnitude...

COTD

The problem is though, if you can’t even afford to get your driver’s license back, how are you going to afford to move? You can’t rent a Uhaul, can’t drive a truck, and unless you’ve got a friend with a van or a pickup to help you out you’re stuck. These people just get stuck in bad situations because of poorly…

I think it doesn’t fit with his public Republican persona to appear to know anything or care for anyone aside from his base. It’s really sad how power warps some people...

Savage

Am I the only one in the known universe who hasn’t even heard of this show? I mean... Netflix has a lot of shows on there you could... I dunno... Not watch it if it offends you? Wtf people...

That’s the restraining bolt. He gets it put on when he’s captured by the Jawas and wears it for quite a bit of the Tatooine scenes.

Flight attendant: “Would you like some Hawaiian punch?”

As soon as I saw this thing, I threw up a little... This car screams one of two things: “I’ve given up on life, please run me off the road so I can die in a ball of fire.” or “I can only afford a $200 car, leave me alone to go make my shift start at McDonalds. Yes, I’m 45, what of it?”

I wish there was some video with sound of this beast!

What did I just see??

OH LAWD. That sounds amazing.

Any fans of Torin’s Passage in here? I remember playing the crap out of that when I was a kid with my dad and my sister. Good times...

No step on snek!

This is precisely why the President should be required to have been in the military in a combat operation. So that the CIC knows the FULL consequences of their decisions.

True, but hydraulic fluid has coolers and a higher ignition point than wood does. Very much with you on the unpredictable failure modes!

Because wood has this funny tendency to catch fire more often than aluminum. Also it’s heavier. Also it’s a natural material that’s less predictable in its properties than the materials used in modern airplanes.

Sorry, I wasn’t sure if you were being sarcastic or not. :P

Why is this literally the only thing on Deadspin this morning about hockey? The PLAYOFFS started yesterday!!

I think my favorite part is his conversation with the police with all the gold bars just sitting on his desk.
“Well, it is a bit of an emergency... We just found umpteen gold bars in an Iraqi tank we’re restoring and we’re king of sh*tting ourselves.”