I think it doesn’t fit with his public Republican persona to appear to know anything or care for anyone aside from his base. It’s really sad how power warps some people...

Savage

Am I the only one in the known universe who hasn’t even heard of this show? I mean... Netflix has a lot of shows on there you could... I dunno... Not watch it if it offends you? Wtf people...

That’s the restraining bolt. He gets it put on when he’s captured by the Jawas and wears it for quite a bit of the Tatooine scenes.

Flight attendant: “Would you like some Hawaiian punch?”

As soon as I saw this thing, I threw up a little... This car screams one of two things: “I’ve given up on life, please run me off the road so I can die in a ball of fire.” or “I can only afford a $200 car, leave me alone to go make my shift start at McDonalds. Yes, I’m 45, what of it?”

I wish there was some video with sound of this beast!

What did I just see??

OH LAWD. That sounds amazing.

Any fans of Torin’s Passage in here? I remember playing the crap out of that when I was a kid with my dad and my sister. Good times...

No step on snek!

This is precisely why the President should be required to have been in the military in a combat operation. So that the CIC knows the FULL consequences of their decisions.

True, but hydraulic fluid has coolers and a higher ignition point than wood does. Very much with you on the unpredictable failure modes!

Because wood has this funny tendency to catch fire more often than aluminum. Also it’s heavier. Also it’s a natural material that’s less predictable in its properties than the materials used in modern airplanes.

Sorry, I wasn’t sure if you were being sarcastic or not. :P

Why is this literally the only thing on Deadspin this morning about hockey? The PLAYOFFS started yesterday!!

I think my favorite part is his conversation with the police with all the gold bars just sitting on his desk.
“Well, it is a bit of an emergency... We just found umpteen gold bars in an Iraqi tank we’re restoring and we’re king of sh*tting ourselves.”

My wife is of Filipino descent, even though she was born in Chicago. Ever since Trump’s rise to power I’ve been afraid she’d get treated like this. Or someday my kids will. Thankfully, that hasn’t happened yet and people around here are great for the most part but I can’t help but worry about it.

2 kids and both my wife and I have side hustles that require us to haul things (lumber and clothes), so we’ll keep our “big” cars (Volvo XC90 for the lovely lady, and a Legacy GT wagon for me). I understand where you’re coming from, but the tone is a bit harsh...

When this thing breaks, you can buy my 2005 Subaru Legacy GT wagon. :D :D

C.O.T.D.