Maybe one day we should run a “worst of Salty” letters special?

Getting water for a water cup is theft?

So if someone wants to haul their family and their boat or camper that’s a problem for you?

Right? My father-in-law has a very successful business he works at about 10-12 hours a day EVERY day and most holidays. Dude is nearly 70 years old. He probably makes in the range of 2-4M per year from his various sources of income.

Wow, this is some bougie shit right here. Drive to the gas station and fill up your car like a normal human being.

The same millenials that spend $80 on a white tshirt?

There’s plenty. If you act like it’s a myth, it will remain a myth.

lol. Engineering. Accounting, finance.
You know, services people need and pay for..

Yeah, I’m all about the Target Redcard debit card.

With the advent of wireless charging on all new iPhone models, these should be heading to the bottom of the bargain bin soon, no matter how meticulously engineered they may be...

With the advent of wireless charging on all new iPhone models, these should be heading to the bottom of the bargain…

Not at all true (as a European who lives in the US). People regularly drive 2 1/2 hours each way to go hiking or mountain biking (I do it myself when I am over there). The reason people stay the night when they visit friends or family is that DUI rules are much more strictly enforced and BA limits are generally…

Recession just in time for a Democrat to be elected president - and then all the red state Republicans in congress and on TV blame him/her and do nothing to improve the situation that their mishandling put us in.

Lots of pickpocketers and fake beggars and aggressive con artists in touristy areas (and elsewhere) so keep your cash in a very safe place and don’t let a gladiator take a picture with you...

Correct. That’s why they use the term “assault weapons” which doesn’t have a strict definition and sounds just as scary.

Quite the updated guide from the old Gawker one:

“How to make your kids like the things you like” articles are the worst.

Lying with statistics. “Risk” increases from an infinitesimally small number to...an infinitesimally small number.

Owning anything that increases the risk of death by 500% is .

Owning guns is not a character flaw.

Owning guns is a “character issue”? Refusing to own guns is the “rational thing” to do?