Green text bubbles = not replying anymore 

Lol.

Of your ex…?!?!! Dude, there’s a delete button. 

This would get me into a lot of trouble. 

To be fair, Amazon’s marketplace accounts for virtually none of their profits. Sure, you can stop buying prime, but amazon’s AWS is the real money generator, and it basically owns the internet. I’m betting you some part of this websites runs on it. 

To be fair, Amazon’s marketplace accounts for virtually none of their profits. Sure, you can stop buying prime, but…

Noted. Still going to drink on the plane. 

Lol ok

Nope. Sounds about right. My fathers neighbor was furloughed, so with the existing system, she was getting paid more than him when stacked with unemployment than he was actually working. Waste of tax payer dollars at its finest. 

I love it when my $45,000+ in income taxes goes to  crap like this. Really makes me want to open an overseas bank account. 

Oh yeah. I love calling the police. Almost got shot in the head once, and they showed up two hours later with a notepad and never followed up. They’re not even worth the call. 

Has anyone had the lamp before? It’s tempting but really expensive even with the sale. 

Has anyone had the lamp before? It’s tempting but really expensive even with the sale. 

You know that the number of people “supporting” these measures and actually following them through is radically different, right? 

Oh I’m ready alright. I’ve been ready since day one. 

I’m going hiking and to the beach. First road trip is tomorrow morning.

My method is pressing Cmd+Q. I’ll occasionally say bye if it’s a meeting of less than 3 people. Ooh, except for daily stand up. Magic fingers are the way baby!

I’m Eastern European and I find all of this obnoxious myself. It all seems like a show.

Vacation Budget? If you can afford it and the times right, just go. 

Depends on lifestyle, I guess? I’m one of the weirdos that has a Chase Sapphire Reserve AND the Platinum Card. Although the coronavirus has put a damper on my travels, I make my money’s worth and then some every year. 

So you and your family can stay home. I hear you can even get groceries delivered now. 

I don’t know man.. last time I tried that I just ended up binge watching tv shows on Netflix and singing incomprehensible gibberish.