Kotaku readers don't have girlfriends. That's why they're on Kotaku

Basketball has more injuries that Football anyway.

I think he means PC beta.

The age of hand holding.

Sony Playstation was born out of hatred and malice for Nintendo.

PC MASTERRACE!

How about the 26th Final Fantasy, FF XV.

She looks asian.

What's going on here

Do not fucking compare this guy to a soldier. Do no fucking insult us.

So many accidents can be avoided if people are just situationally aware.

Equality at its finest.

2 can play that game

Man these advertising bots are so lifelike

Ha!

Except it's gotten stupid.

Highy doubt the 3DS can handle Minecraft. Phones have high specs. 3DS does not.

C'mon bro. You can't be this absent minded.

I called that big spoiler in Gargantia. No one believed me. Who's the crazy one now.

His stuff on Unicorn is great.