It’s not about the poverty line. It’s about racism. Racism full stop. White people being racist. Black people experience poverty at disproportionate rates in this nation and are a solid Dem voting bloc.

Pretty sure he’s satirizing that sort of urban elitist mentality.

“This guy, however, is a grade A asshole. “Har har look at Pennsylvania, they only eat at highway rest stops and have no fine dining!” Yeah, good job asshat, that’ll show ‘em!”

The KFC double down really wasn’t that big of a deal or as gluttonous as the media (free advertising) made it seem. Could you imagine, gasp, eating two chicken tenders dipped in sauce, a couple pieces of bacon and a slice of cheese??? At one sitting!?! It was very salty, but saying it used chicken for bread was…

Trump would lose a game of 2D tic-tac-toe.

Gee, it’s almost like he’s not playing multi-dimensional chess, but that he’s a thin-skinned little narcissist with terrible impulse control. 

Sounds like they need to change their name to PaulRyanair

Let’s get a shout out for the McPaneer from India as well...

Repeating the request that McDonalds (and BK in this case) bring their most popular offerings overseas stateside: this halloumi burger from Sweden, the McAloo Tikki from India, and the Ebi Filet shrimp burger from Japan.

I know logistically it’ll be tough to source to suppliers and handle distribution.  But if they…

It’s almost as if you’re saying libertarians don’t give much of a fuck about anything except themselves.

That’s because libertarianism as a philosophy isn’t any deeper than “Waahhh! Leave me alone!”

“If Donald Trump had not become president, I would tell you all the stories. But the stakes are now high and I am an unreliable narrator.”

...so the stakes are higher, therefore detailing how Trump is racist/homophobic/sexist is less important? God, looks like Penn’s libertarianism and tv show isn’t the only bullshitty…

Watching Roger Stone end up in handcuffs will be a singularly amazing moment. I hope Mueller throws the book, the sequel to the book, the prequel to the book, the book spinoffs, the TV script for the book, the movie script for the book after the TV series, the script for the edgy reboot of the TV series of the book,…

You could easily live your entire life in this country without meeting a single person who believes anything like that.

If someone orders steak well done, they actually don't like steak.

I’m sure I’m alone in this, but I find Wil Wheaton to be fucking insufferable. Not trying to be edgy or whatever, but every time I’ve heard him on a podcast or something, he just annoys the shit out of me. YMMV.

I think the thing that astonishes me most about this is that it’s Chris fucking Hardwick getting protected from the consequences of his actions. Chris Hardwick, the fucking dictionary definition of a Mediocre White Man. Chris Hardwick, that guy who said something really funny in your D&D group once and everyone told…

Has Wil Wheaton ever responded to this after saying “I need more time”?

Watching him cry was the funniest bit of comedy I’ve ever seen this phony lil pencil neck prick perform

I hope the film actually involves LaBeouf’s character constantly explaining his tattoos with gradually increasing levels of irritation, as they’re all reminders of a misspent youth that he’d rather not talk about. Turns out he took a nice, boring job as an IRS agent in order to save up enough money to have them all…