I used to work at Bear Stearns, creating pitchbooks and slideshows for i-bankers, and periodically we’d have to recreate company logos in Illustrator — so they could be used in presentations.

Thank you, first thing I thought of.

Nothing about this movie makes sense.

I remember watching some bespectacled millennial critic on “Attack of the Show” predict that IRON MAN was going to be the bomb of the summer, a few months before its release, because nobody knows or cares about Iron Man.

All better.

YESSS!!! ELECTRIC DREAMS!!!

I really hope the next movie is called Jurassic World Paris.

No Country for Old Hosts...

Some people are so absurdly pretty, it’s like staring at the sun.

Exactly.

RDJ is NEVER in the Iron Man suit -- all of his suit stuff is CGI.

I know the tech needs work and isn’t always 100% but I am a complete sucker for this kind of shit.

He doesn’t need skyscrapers, just a bunch of structures to attach to.

One of the things I like about Spider-Man is that he’s uniquely suited to navigate cities, because he needs buildings to swing from.  You drop him in a desert — or even a particularly flat part of Queens — and he’s just got to run.

The Radioactive Spider Industrial Complex is a formidable machine.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 is more of a pitch-black comedy than a true horror film.

I rewatched the original the day before seeing the sequel.

I didn’t really care about her in the original Terminator but I had such a strange crush on Linda Hamilton in T2.

This looks like a proper Robert Zemeckis film!