You’re no BB-8, Melo.

So say we all.

I was looking forward to seeing Ninja and Yolandi teach an alien how to be cool!

Robert Zemeckis has signed on to direct an untitled project with Steve Carell described as “the moving true story of one broken man’s fight as he discovers how artistic imagination can restore the human spirit.”

• One of my biggest beefs with the show is the timeline... either the coup happened everywhere instantly, including in the public and private sectors, or this is a world where people don’t use their iPhones.

That’s the harshest truth: they see us here flailing our arms. They’re just not that into us.

This feels like an oddly incomplete anecdote.

That video is weaponized 1990s.

Safe bet that Dafne Keen’s high on their list.

I read the script for this movie. I loved Snowpiercer but this thing is BIZARRE. I don’t even know what genre the movie’s supposed to be. Teasers like this don’t clarify. Is it a monster movie? Is it a misunderstood monster movie — like E.T./Iron Giant? It’s very peculiar.

That’s a lot of Dewback for not much SOFA.

Right on. The young be damned. Twilight Zone Tower of Terror Forever.

Nailed it.

Goldblum’s had his JP squeakquel. Get those kids back in the picture!

Splash Report has reportedly got a hold of a detailed plot synopsis of the film, and it sounds frankly ridiculous, in a potentially exciting way.

Making Star Wars reports that Luke Skywalker wears an interesting piece of jewelery in the movie: a necklace holding a red crystal.

The pretty meat puppets are an endless source of disappointment.

Maybe connected to the 80s arcade classic? Great team action.

Can’t be paradise if everybody’s a fat tub of lard! SHAME FAT PEOPLE, INTERNET!

Looks like the douchiest entourage club-hopping on Halloween night.