I kinda miss the original Jump the Shark website by Jon Hein. I remember wasting a good chunk of time there back in the day. And then I lost touch with it for a while and looked it up and found that TV Guide bought it up and turned it into crap.

My wife...

Someone may have already brought this up because this comment system is awful, but didn't Chewbacca originally have real dialogue? Or at least something that could have been subtitled...?

SAID THE WHITE RABBIT!

Whoa! Reminds me of HEAVY METAL somehow...

Dinosaurs aren't real!

WOOKIE GYNECOLOGIST: Thursdays on FOX.

It thinks it's people!

Poor... delicious... TOAD.

You win too many times, they take you into a backroom in the arcade and break your hands. It's a fact!

It's like impossible to get a reservation there. You've got to sacrifice a left arm.

Having cooked for a lot of veggie girlfriends and friends, mushrooms are a big ingredient in the vegetarian/vegan toolbox. They impart a nice beefy flavor. I think it comes down to people's reasons for being vegetarian/vegan — which in many cases is this idea of the inhumane treatment of creatures that may have…

Can anyone recommend a restaurant that serves some decent human meat risotto in NYC...? Yelp has been useless.

I remember being blown away by that first MGS game for the Playstation. The leap it made to this immersive 3D-world, funny little nods to its origins like the cardboard box, the bit where you have to put your controller on the ground so Psycho Mantis can move it with his mind. It had a sense of humor. I think they…

Kojima's cutscenes are undeniably gorgeous — but as many others have pointed out, this is not "11 minutes" of gameplay. It's about 40 seconds.

Brad Bird would be perfect. He's great with characters, as Whedon is, and I think he's arguably got more visual flair. I can't imagine he hasn't been discussed or placed on a list. McG/Ratner is definitely desperation. Guys who are in the big leagues because they can technically manage the army it takes to create…

But the skinnier monkeys were a lot more popular, weren't they?

That sounds right. It can't be a secret that he's not well liked on the internet, but he's now got a track record of handling big movies so he must be good at allaying their fears that the movie will get done on budget. It's the industry's fault for creating a monster like The Rat. For creating a risk-averse…

As soon as I read the headline, I knew that The Ratt was being considered for Justice League. I swear, that guy must be completely awesome at pitching in the room because he's a complete hack behind the camera.

The guy goes all in with his performances. When the material and filmmakers aren't up to snuff, he can end up looking a bit silly which has garnered him this reputation for being too over-the-top. But he is a force to be reckoned with.