Sounds like you might be better off playing Jesus’ partner, BMX Bandit.

RIP hearthstone clone, I barely knew thee. literally, I never heard of it until this article

Just out of curiosity, what issues have you had with driver fiddling recently?

If you have joycon drift Nintendo will fix it for free.

Nerd.

No they don’t! You wrote them! I saw you doing it!

People: I won’t get VR until people start making games for it.

There is nothing Romo could do to make me tolerate having to watch the Patriots win another Superbowl.

I can’t believe you’d try to smuggle your terrible Storm haircut opinions into this comment like nobody would notice or care. SHAME on you!

I ended up with a 1987 Elite scooter and a broken laptop screen.

“Mac for once more misunderstanding the concept of “feeding a goat” sees him glaring in silent, disdainful fury at Mac as he melts into the crowd like Dracula.”

The easiest way to share games between Switch consoles is just to buy physical copies of games whenever possible. None of the internet checking or account swapping nonsense applies to a Nintendo Switch game cartridge. Any account can play a physical cartridge at any time. Maybe I’ll hit up my local game store…

I see they got help from the sound engineers from Gran Turismo.

You know what this sounds like? “There’s a simple solution to addiction and it’s not waiting for the government to step in. It’s to just stop being addicted.”

That’s just 2 dominos man

Spending hours on this raid and getting some lame-ass drill sounds almost as bad as spending $60 and getting Fallout 76.

Ugh. I want it so badly. 

I’m 37 and I’ve never seen anyone actually wear a pocket protector in real life. 

This is the type of nard-hitting journalism that we all expect from Deadspin.