My Jeeps are art. They increase property values. Proven fact.

So Jason delayed another thing?

*an 8th

For way less, bringing way better style, and not purporting to be zero anything, there’s always this:

Rogue Legacy, because death means a chance to upgrade if you snagged enough gold the last time through and you might end up with a successor better suited to your playing style.

Who cares? The second season has been quite good. Some of the best cinematography of any auto show. Great banter. Great cars. And they showed that they listened to the fans by getting rid of nearly all of the low points from the first season. Celebrity Face Off is the only lingering bad segment IMO.

Thou shalt count to three hundred. No more. No less. Three hundred shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three hundred. Four hundred shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two hundred, excepting that thou then proceed to three hundred. Five hundred is right out. Once the…

I wish I didn’t read this article. I never wanted to know it wasn’t real. My Internet Innocence died on Christmas. Sad trombone.

So... It’s essentially what Nick Offerman did last year. Got it.

Twitter video is the new RealPlayer.

that brush of the shoulders was one of my favourite moments of the entire movie

Not sure how old you are but this should cover it. It’d be like if the Romans waited where Jesus was being resurrected and killed him again right when he came back.

God, respawn point campers are the worst.

I don’t trust cryptocurrency.

Apparently, Fisher Price steam punk makes you look like more of an asshole than Victorian steam punk. Glad we locked that down.

Unless we’re secretly at war with ET and friends, a potential breach of a security clearance is definitely not treason.

What an improvement. if only they made a Miura version.

Can this problem be solved with more money?

WHY HAS NO ONE ELSE TOLD ME THE TRUTH ABOUT LIMITED-SLIP DIFFERENTIALS!?!??!!!