You know, you’re absolutely right. I had this encouraging tone in my head when I wrote that post, and it came off a little harsh. I was meaning to lift the OP up, and encourage them to try anyway, even if they don’t have the know-how yet. After all, what better way to learn? If you want to do something, by golly just…

Chasing Bowser and rescuing Peach is like the one non-negotiable aspect of what makes a Mario game a Mario game. It’s like saying a Mario game is stuck in the past because it takes place in a magical land of coins and stars.

What’s his address?

You need to try associative training.

Whenever you crave sugar, drop a kettlebell on your foot.

Soon you’ll stop craving kettlebells!

These are great. The last one is hilarious.

The Miami Blue Porsche is literally my favorite color on the market right now. My only problem is that 5-10 years down the line how dated will it look?

That Koennigsegg key should, in any universe that cares for proper narrative causality, work by being inserted in a shield orientation into a cavity in the middle of the dash.

i don’t know anything about this game, community, or player, but reading this makes me want to attend every tournament near me to cheer for this guy. fucking loud.

The idea of The Flash getting into trouble because he’s impulsive is baked into most versions of the character. Conflict has to do with him trying to be thoughtful but always choosing the first option because he acts fast. He’s also, though, the character with “heart” in the justice league. The nice guy who’s a bit of…

Tonally, this was a massive improvement on the last couple seasons. A real course correction. The plot was sort of incidental, but if they’ve truly fixed the tonal problems the show’s been having, I’m very optimistic for the season.

Just stretch that roof our just a little more....

My favorite thing to watch lately is the Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural series. One guy is a total reasonable grounded skeptic, and the other guy believes in ghosts and demons and aliens (etc) and FREAKS THE FUCK OUT whenever they go anywhere, and the combination is hilarious.

The Cubs had to wait 108 years to win a World Series and John Lackey is going to make damn well sure everybody else has to wait 108 years as well.

“Pretty smart of me to not involve myself, right? I’m a genius.”

I got a fight scene where somebody got cold-clocked with an awkward, clasped, double fist swing punch! It took 5 episodes, but Trek is back, baby!

It was the most classic Star Trek episode yet. Issues of moral philosophy set on a backdrop of expedience and threat.

“Can you hear me Stephen? It’s me, Clem Fandango.”

Yeah there was never any yelling or competition or fun on their shows

Because race car. Duh.

Poor line play is just killing the league.