How is he gonna know WHEN HE HASN’T HAD THE COFFEE?!

So this person with the fake name also has a real person’s bank details, passport, fingerprints, etc....

uh

Wasn’t your entire point that it’s really easy for terrorists to infiltrate the country as refugees, only for you to IMMEDIATELY refute that by saying “we’re typically pretty selective about who we admit as refugees.” Like dude come on.

He certainly is fluent in Palin.

Hillary has a 73.8% of winning the election. Trump isn’t going to win.

ProTip: If you spill half of something and it looks like you pissed yourself, just dump the other half somewhere that makes it clear you didn’t.

so, you’re disavowing your own words? did the NSA find you?

Still a better love story than Twilight.

All he does is fellate Nick Saban for a solid hour...

Might be a stretch but TOMATO

I grew up in Alabama and graduated from Auburn, and I can assure you that it IS a bunch of stereotypical Southern people talking about nothing. But they’re utterly convinced they’re talking about THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IMAGINABLE.

Yes, because it’s not enough for Trump to lose the election; he must lose in a landslide of epic proportions, and drag downticket republicans down with him. Because nothing short of total and humiliating defeat not just for Trump, but for all republicans (who gave rise this phenomenon in the first place by stoking…

Then I guess it’s just you and the guy about to be fired from the New York Times who think he had a good day who aren’t part of the right wing machine.

Finebaum would still have cried fowl

This will also be my face when Finebaum is suspended from his show for a week, and his listeners go on Twitter to complain about his First Amendment rights being violated by big government...

Yeah, no, again.

Kaepernick should have performed an armed takeover of a bird sanctuary. The only acceptable form of protest.

LOL, no. The media initially lapped up his lame trip to Mexico, but as soon as the Mexican Prez said Trump had lied, then he gave this unhinged speech, only his usually sycophants on the Right think he had a good day. And you, but I’m getting the impression that’s redundant.

Sadly, Donald Trump is the politician we deserve. Years and years of bigots and assholes, yet most of America did nothing. Donald Trump didn’t just sneak up on this country, he was built brick by brick. I hope he fails. Please vote, people.

Why hasn’t anyone leaked his prescriptions for whatever uppers he’s on? He was barely catatonic while he was in Mexico, but bouncing off the walls just a few hours later? Either his brain is severely damaged in some way or Dr. FeelGood is helping him out.