Actually, emergency tracheotomy tool just waiting to be used!

You should feel bad for this post.

“Somebody please get me the fuck out of [grabs shirt and reads] Cincinnati.”

From the Animals and Kanye West, to Eminem and the White Stripes

But, what if you also make the garbage?

I don’t think anyone means any harm; I’m from Baltimore too. Met my wife at Judge’s Bench in 2000, played gigs and shopped & dined all along Main Street. People who aren’t from there won’t understand, and can only go on the limited info the media spits out to them.

As a Marylander, the growing number of tornadoes over the last 10-15 years is the thing that got my attention along these lines.

Baltimore is a harbor city, built right on the bay. Ellicott City is much farther inland.

The thing about this area, is that this historic downtown area is basically in a gulch/ravine among a bunch of high hills. So the power I’m sure is on overhead lines because this couple block area is pretty much 50 feet below the hills that’re immediately nearby on all sides. Plus it’s a historic area, so I don’t…

I am sure they were. Ellicott city is an old mill town with a small river called the Tiber flowing into the Patapsco river just outside the Downtown area. The Downtown area gets flooded every few years (Look on youtube for some videos from previous floods), but this literally has been the worst thing to hit the town…

Somewhere there’s some little mediocre, cherub-faced ginger child being told by their parents they didn’t make the cut because of three affirmative action cases.

Every child, every person really, deserves to at least have a roof over their head and food on the table. These are basics.

I know this is supposed to be a feel good story and I am happy for the girls, but I can’t feel any joy. Are they coming back to live at the shelter? I just feel massively uncomfortable that we are expecting these girls (and one as little as 8) to physically work and push their bodies for 7-10 years for an opportunity…

Something about this is sooooooo funny to me. It’s like having a whole crew of clueless dads following you around, not as subtle as they think they are.

Not headed for Harvard this fall. She’s taking a gap year and working at, I believe, the US Embassy in Spain. (I know more about the Obama family than I know about my own sometimes)...

I can’t tell difference between Kanye and Trump.

Tidal aka overpriced SoundCloud

Running to the defense of Tom Brady doesn’t count.

We don’t have to read your post in detail to know you are an awful human being. Your first line made that clear.

Nah, the only thing childish here is your continued tantrum over being called out on your stupidity and misgyny. But don’t worry, you’ll never have to cosplay to look like a childish idiot. You play one in real life.