oh boy this was good

Brilliant!

Let’s say you’re stuck in an unhappy marriage. Outwardly, sure, you pretend everything is fine. Your wife is nice, she’s not cheating on you, but... it’s just lost that loving feeling. When you got married at 24, everything seemed great, but now you’re 37, and things just... well... they suck. You got into gardening…

While I admire the phone, I personally don’t call a $400 phone “cheap.”

People fighting over a football game are all white trash, Russian men but American douche/frat bros to shame. I may be poor, dumber than a rock but me fight good!!!

The Russians were attacking everybody and anybody, not just English hooligans.

Well, I’ve waited a few years to get any new system so this is probably targeted at me and they’ve definitely got my attention. I’ve been debating on getting one for a few months now. Now the decision becomes, wait to see what Sony puts out or just go ahead and get this thing? I rarely play exclusives so I guess that…

DURRRR BUT VIDEO REVIEW OF GOALS WOULD RUIN THE FLOW OF THE BEAUTIFUL GAME DURRRRRR

Three South American governments were overthrown while waiting for that replay.

Hey, some of us ARE interested in something like this.

Fuck hulk hogan, fuck peter thiel, and fuck anyone who cheered them on.

Why do you have to be that person?

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

When you sober up tomorrow, can you repost this?

For the best team ever, the Warriors have gotten the piss beaten out of them several times this postseason.

I don’t know if any of the cameras caught it, but Hosmer was caught yelling at Ventura to “get the fuck off the field”. If true, that’s pretty telling that everyone is sick of his shit.

The best part is when the bullpens run to the brawl from the outfield...right next to each other

It’s a tough situation for batters to be in. With a pitcher like Ventura I’d be awfully tempted to charge the mound with the bat, which as I type it out reads like pure insanity.

When a player is charging the mound, the responsibility of every player on the pitcher’s team is to protect the pitcher. Machado wasn’t even charging the mound—he was limping the mound! Perez easily could’ve gotten in between them but just nonchalantly moseyed after Machado, and let the damage be done.