How about this - Virginia just never, ever gets my vacation dollars. How's that?

Exactly. Which is why VA also bans radar detectors. Its not about slowing down, its about revenue.

Not a lawyer and I try not to speed. I do have one question that I was thinking about today because of my proximity to VA and the Werth story. Does this fall under cruel and unusual punishment? The penalty is supposed to fit the crime but is speeding the same as a DUI? Maybe, but I don't believe it's the same as say…

My mother drove (for the first time in her life) my GT-R from Miami to Washington, DC, and was pulled over in Emporia, VA (a known speed trap) for 81 mph, and given a reckless driving ticket. When she got home, fifteen different law firms sent her mail asking to represent her. It's all a fucked up scam, and she got…

Solution: avoid Virginia at all costs.

It's just that it REALLY PISSES ME OFF that ESPN controls the conversation, and these thumb-dicks actually think that there is no difference whatsoever between the terms "newsworthy" and "trending."

Because generally speaking they don't face bad guys. Your average police officer doesn't arrest bad guys, they arrest petty criminals, vandals, prostitutes, and drug dealers. Most of whom are unarmed and 'resist' by running away.

HOW IS THIS A THING? How can cops face criminals and bad guys, but balk in the face of even the mildest criticism when they totally fucked up?

Watching this in the company of fratty dbag Browns fans was a real treat. They were sooooo excited at first, and seeing them slowly deflate was exquisite.

Seriously? I think it's one of the best things that could have happened to Luck. Folks that actually like football can enjoy him in peace, and he's free of the desperately annoying and distracting madness that being a media darling makes inescapable. If you actually appreciate Luck, you should be doing your best to…

I demand a public apology from ESPN for working the public up into a frenzy over this fraud of a quarterback—and human being. Seriously, ESPN talks more about Johnny Douchebag in the first five minutes of any SportsCenter than they have talked about Andrew Luck this entire season.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

Fuck him. How often do young black boys from bad neighborhoods who assault people in the course of a robbery get pardons? No wait, actually if he were black he would probably still be in jail.

So he wants a pardon, an Oscar and a liquor license.

I wonder how much he got for saying this? I hope it was a lot. Sell out.

"and no white people took it seriously" you mean

"and no one took it seriously" or at least you hope.

This just makes me want to watch "Man on Wire" again.

Would be great if they could play the documentary and movie as a double feature.

Was the turtleneck absolutely necessary? Perhaps a baguette poking out of his dufflebag would further elucidate his French-ness.