If the hosts and McPhee had something catastrophic happen to them, I wouldn’t be disturbed.

Can you stop? 

How old are you? I’m 55, live in Alabama, and have heard this all my life. If you just heard this 2015, you’ve been living a very sheltered life.

“an episode of Black Mirror”

“Cooning” has been a pejorative verb for quite a while- where you been?

You are far nicer then I would be. He’s a coon hunter and he’s a mighty fine one at that. Were Cosby not currently locked up, i’m sure Trump would be glad to have a lunch date with him.

And he did it without really telling anyone. Mike Ilitch was a mensch.

The CEO of little Caesars paid Rosa parks rent for her entire life. Little C's is okay with me.

It’s cute now, but as Hurricanes get stronger, the surge will overcome the boards and destroy the low-lying areas.

He’s not a good rapper is talent is/was always in his production. 

Lmao. Holy shit learn how to spell, dipshit. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂white people are trash. 

I love how he brought up “being mentally ill is not an excuse to act like a jackass.” I can not tell how many times I’ve heard people say atrocious things then blame it on their mental health issues.

Or, I can burn all my credit cards, quit my job and go live in a cave. All of my problems are then gone!

Pete Davidson is always funny when he does weekend update.

So we have a cop/gun owner who’s so responsible he leaves it in his car along with the keys to said car. That should cost him his gun, let alone his badge.

As a high school teacher... I’m really not excited for this.

I hope Trump gets stomach cancer. 

After watching that, and then looking up the capacity of the Landers Center, I can honestly say that if a terrorrist had been able to smuggle a briefcase nuke there tonight and successfully detonate it, I can think of about 8,400 ways the country would be a much better place.

Lorne is guilty as hell of normalizing Trump. And I keep hearing people using the excuse that Ariana Grande had to cancel last minute, but I’m sure they still could have found a suitable replacement act instead of Kanye “Let’s Cancel the 13th Amendment” West. He did it for the ratings, knowing Kanye would say…

I don’t feel any pity for the post show Kanye hi-jinx. That’s on you, Lorne.