Brett Kavanaugh merges on the interstate at 45mph.

Come on now, surely there’s more. It’s important for us to be honest with ourselves about these things if we’re to improve and move on as a people.

DENYING ME MY SAMPLES WILL CREATE A DANGEROUS PRECEDENCE THAT WILL RETURN ONTO THE DEMOCRATS WITH THE FURY OF A RIGHTEOUS ALMIGHTY GOD

me too, so now we’re both shown to have never committed sexual assault, since liking beer apparently equals having never done so

Oh, he’s an extreme couponer that pays with loose coins and a check.

“My life is ruined because I like beer!” - a sniveling, whiny, man-child who just wanted to be a Supreme Court justice and has never done anything wrong in his entire life, and didn’t even have an erection until he was 35, he swears.

I’ve never met the man, but I know now that he talks in the movie theater.

He’s the kind of guy that asks for samples when the line is extremely long.

I. Fucking. Hate. This. Already.

Is anyone else already having a rage stroke?

Although this may be TMI, last night, I had a flashback during sex with my loving, kind, wonderful boyfriend who has never laid a finger on me in anger. He knew exactly what was causing it, and he knows how hard the last two weeks have been on me. He did all the right things and I was finally able to calm down.

Exactly. He whines that black people are a burden on society, kills a black man digging in the trash who apparently is getting no kind of aid from the government and now the asshole himself is being fed by society.

Too bad this movie is being poorly marketed as a disposable, screwball comedy instead of something of substance with screwball humor to lighten the mood. Hell, The Farrelly Brothers’ films of the ‘90's-early '00's we're handled better from a marketing standpoint for people with disabilities.

I might even go out on a limb and say maybe its all made up? 

I’m certain that “Becky” is actually a representation of many mistresses. There’s no way that Jay cheated with just one woman.

And you know how Homer Simpson feels about Ned Flanders!

She is literally saying it while saying she’s not saying it. It’s a gaslighting move.

Heathcliff Huxtable being a “gynecologist” with his “office” in the basement of his home should have tipped us off that he had a sex dungeon that whole fucking time too.

The first season was funny. Then...it became something else...the Hillman episode was the beginning of that. “Oh boy! A college commencement...one of the most boring things on the planet...let’s do an episode about that.”

Saying “I Don’t need to say ‘I told you so,’” is the biggest told you so of all.