All he needs is a good girl with a confetti gun.

“Dang, it’s so much easier making my cool, tough videos because no one is allowed to talk back...”

Marco Rubio “I am not an asshole because I take money, they give me money because I am an asshole.”

Mediocre funding? They spent 30 million in the last election.

Wrong

Well, yeah, but the NRA is the political force of the gun industry. It’s one thing to take money from the gun club, another to take the money directly from the gun manufacturer. The NRA is how the gun industry washes their money into the politician campaigns.

My 13 year old daughter keeps calling people malakia now... Assassin’s Creed is ruining our children! I am totally a great parent for letting my daughter play a Mature rated game...

Love how #7 pulled the Kevin Garnett fake tough guy act. Start a fight, then run away as quickly as possible.

I’m not sure why the dude’s teammate felt trying to move the ball boy was a better solution than trying to move the guy on top swinging away. Way to help, guy.

Public berating most likely. But Koreans have history with the Japanese to begin with, and that goes double for DPRK, where their foundation myth is entirely predicated on Kim Il Sung rising to power as an anti-Japanese resistance fighter.

I figured he was trying to get his fingers sliced off so he could enjoy the taste of meat for once.

I’d try to trip the opponents too if lack of effort could easily result in my murder and the murder of my family.

I’m straight up stealing this from a reddit thread from yesterday...

Calling N’yongo extremely good looking is one of the biggest understatements I’ve ever read. Whatever genetic lottery you have to hit to look like that is way beyond anything humans can calculate.

Nah, the most annoying part of it is all the disgusting shitheels crawling out of the gutter in comments sections to play dumb about it. At least these people owned their racism enough to show it to the whole world.

Seeing her sitting there like that all neat and proper and ladylike just made me miss my grandmother so much I’m ready to start bawling at my desk.

You don’t see a difference between debunking a magic act and pushing someone to commit murder?

Because they got to say something that meant “n*****r” without actually saying it.

I think it’s important to air things like this to disabuse Americans of the assumption that anyone with an English accent is automatically smarter than they are.

Any fan who rushes the pitch and gets in a player’s face is fair game to get knocked out as far as I’m concerned. Idiots need to learn that there are natural consequences to being an idiot.