And FUCK Alabamans and their warped sense of life priorities.

Brian stay safe.

“ooooh I’m sorry we were looking for EGGSHELL......eggshell” - Alex Trebek 

Candace talks this way because yall let her.

Here is a whole lot of fuck you.

Yeah fuck no.

“As a completely defeated and broken Gen-Xer, one of my only bright spots in life is seeing today’s youth doing their thing. They will save us all.”

Yeah but this woman worked in Annapolis, MD and frankly SHOULD have known better because that shit does not fly in the DMV not even in Annapolis.

“Skin color has never mattered. It’s never been anything that I’ve focused on,”

“One of my locals had 29% Blue Dream for under $50 an ounce yesterday after taxes.”

Yeah I don’t combust anymore but one of my dispensaries dropped their prices on them to about 5- 7 bucks. In our medical market it works out to a gram for 7 at worst. So I copped a couple to slice open when they dropped to that price. Definitely ground up something didn’t seem like ground nugs.

There was another game that had much better gameplay than Madden but the name escapes me now. No licensing of course but it was more satisfying than a 20 year old C plus game engine. 

Used to wait in line for Madden in the late 90s and played the very first one back in the day. Have not bought it since 2k stopped their game and could NOT be happier.

“We’re not always perfect allies, and the Chinese population alone means they don’t need my coins, but I wanna show up.”

I actually didn’t like FOB and only watched a few episodes.  Constances character was always like some real life “Mihn” from “King of the Hill”.  This should put that role in the rear view for good

“Any movie that has Nico Santos, Ronnie Chieng, Awkwafina, Constance Wu AND Michelle Yeoh has to be good and funny as heck.”

Ironically 20 years ago Sandra Oh was one of the few working actors to blatently call out “Seinfeld” over this.

Watching your flesh and blood grow will always be surreal.

You know what is actually possible?

The episode last summer where they showed the dirty details in how they actually write and produce TTG was fucking brilliant. Most adult tv doesn’t respect your intelligence like TTG.