It’s a really serious condition that appears on humans who are walking in the shadow and a part of their body is hit by a ray of light. :)

I can't help but think that's his plan.

It really is surprising that more people weren’t hurt. Fells Point around 2AM on a Fri/Sat night is usually packed. Or at least was.. haven’t been by in years, but I always had a great time going there. I also have fond memories of a crackhead that said she’d come back and stab me if she saw me with change, after I…

She killed my Brother in a knife fight in Saigon, back in ‘73 and on that day I swore revenge. Now, 43 years later, my opportunity is here and bitchy internet comments are my weapon of choice.

I invented the post-it.

Go fuck yourself, cockpuppet.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Says the guy who’s obviously never been to prison...

Uhh, if you look at the head, I’m pretty sure that’s a bird beak, not a dragon snout. Tangentially related, I heard this great interview with Danial Radcliff where he talks about how Richard Harris (who was not in the best of health) absolutely thought the animatronic Fawkes was real, and used to talk to it all the…

Reporting from DAKAR. (I always say it with her...)

30 years from now, people will ask where you were on November 30th, 2015, when the Ravens beat the Browns, and the entire world will say:

They are differently worded statements about an orange from someone who is trying to downplay unpleasant side effects from a practice that she enjoys?

This is a story about a magazine named lucky...

This was pretty, pretty, good.

The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!

“I think the most important thing here is to make sure it’s clear that we are not tone deaf and we’re aware of a renewed focus on certain issues.”

Yes.

Exactly, or tight braids or weaves. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a tight man-bun.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

I want to watch a buddy cop show about her and Rachel Dolezal. Rach is the tough, take-no-shit, blackface cop. She doesn’t need a gun or badge; she’s got her bow and arrow and her race card. Belle is the freewheeling hippie cop with a tragic secret: she’s dying of fake-ass cancer. Together, they must team up to fight…