All of those people turned out to be real, though.

Tex and Edna Boyle

SCTV:
Bill Needle
Earl Camembert
Guy Caballero
Pirini Scleroso

Franklin Delano Loafing, our nation's laziest president

Ron Waffle

Paulie Walnuts

>Toby Esterhase

Oofy Prosser, the club millionaire

Stro Bro
Stong Bah
Strong-Strong
+ his brother Gron Sad & Graw Mad

The platonic ideal of baseline lazy mashup. The ur-mashup.
Now work hipsters into it. Do it in an arbitrarily different art style.