Oh look, Audrey! It’s stuff the poors use, only plated in gold and silver, so it’s good enough for us. TEE HEE

I worked for a company that unfortunately created/sold a selected “favorite things” item. Luckily the company could handle a high demand and inevitable backlash when it went sold out for months. The company was large enough to handle it all, but I could see it destroying smaller places.

They did a mini-reveal on the Today show this morning (don’t judge me! I love day time TV shows) and it wasn’t quite the same.

I know, they have the list up on Amazon now so everyone can buy the stuff, but I can’t appreciate how weird it all is without Oprah giving it out to audience members

This is an accurate take.

I didn’t know who Debra Winger was, but I also now love her. And Jeff Goldblum, but I already loved him, he’s The Tall Guy.

I’m excited for the part where Nala rejects Simba and then Simba makes multiple rap albums about how he needs to have sex with as many Asian lions as possible to make himself less sad.

Lots of password require both letters & numerals, so I suppose it’s a natural one. Seems like his didn’t require a mix of capitalization or special symbols, the sort of headache I typically have to deal with now.

I think it’s nice that he took a kid-friendly holiday and made it all about politics and used his little daughter in the process.*

That’s literally what Lucy does for Linus in the classic Peanuts special so...the Trumps hate The Great Pumpkin pass it on

No one’s gonna want that mask NOW D:

Him and Joe Rogan. Meanwhile, I never hear about Dave Foley or Phil Hartman any more.

It’ll be interesting to see how much she spills and how easily she spills

Or its a comment on how the world and popular media has labeled it a handicap in modern society.

Carol Kane/Granny nodding along in sympathy at Debbie’s rant is one of my favorite parts of the movie.

She is a goddamn national treasure and the fact that she isn’t treated as such is a travesty.

Oh for holy horseshit, everybody has TRACES of narcotics on them most of the time its called cash...

Why a warrant now, 9 months after the alleged narcotics?