Shame it’s not back until Mister Poopybutthole has a long Santa Claus beard and grandchildren.

I was going to suggest “Whore Island” world.

Considering how the humans in Westworld treated the robots, just imagine what they would do to those poor Harry Potter characters.

If you want real-life French museum discomfort, look no further than today’s news:

This account surely does raise some doubts, though I have to say that, as a 48 year-old, my brain has enough confusion as to the order of events that happened five years ago, much less forty. And I’ve been mostly (and dully) sober. With all of the substances freely offered and freely shared; timelines are likely more…

I thought there was some doubt about what Maddox/Mattix said Bowie did? Or did two girls come forward?

Is that Be a Arthur on that jacket?!?

So the My Little Pony movie features a “70s anime cat”? I’m guessing based on that description it’s Fritz, and there’s at least one NSFW scene of him and several ponies getting it on.

Ahem.

Those Crocs are a nightmare (and I’ll probably be wearing them in my dreams tonight)

Also, puerto rico.

Keith Urban was “mortified” after Nicole Kidman kissed Alexander Skarsgard on the lips after his win at the Emmys, reports Star. The magazine says Urban “laid into” Kidman so hard for smooching her co-star in front of millions of viewers that she was “in tears.”

THE LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD ELUTE RUN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

The “not the right time” crowd has ALWAYS been full of it. Not the right time to talk about healthcare, gun laws, racism... but always time to talk about tax cuts for billionaires.

What I don’t get is that the whole thing is predicated on the idea that even though the GOP controls the White House, the Senate, the House, the Supreme Court as well as the majority of individual state governments but the Democrats are really in charge of everything. You’d have easier mental gymnastics just saying…

After contemplating the sad state of the human condition after hearing about the shooting this morning, i immediately thought, “surely not even Alex Jones could think this was a hoax.”

Is she ever not wearing those pearls? I just did a google search and I can’t find a single briefing where she isn’t.

Exclusive photo of President Trump and his inner circle.

The second pic (scroll right on the Instagram embed right above Yesha’s bio) is her tweet saying God should smite him for his ugly jacket. But I think his ugly insides are much more smiteable, personally.

The Ice Walker sounded like Ice-T to me.