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I’ve heard that a lot of Puerto Rican citizens are moving to Florida.

They would find a way to twist that around and oppress the minority vote. But there definitely needs to be some sort of law about psychological evaluations before being allowed to even run for President.

That orc is so woke.

I would go as Delia.

In fact, my new life goal is to only be Chaterine O’Hara characters for Halloween. From her most memorable to Second City personas to Moira Rose from Schitt’s Creek.

Mint-Berry Crunch is the Inhumans of the Coon and Friends Cinematic Universe.

Really? Honestly it would surprise me if he has the attention span to follow the instructions on a box of Betty Crocker cake-mix.

Thanks for explaining the Zuckerberg joke. I read several stories about the dumb VR stunt and it was still going over my head.

Kind of bummed this means The Fractured But Whole won’t be getting a “Black Friday Trilogy” style three part-er like Stick of Truth received. I’m not a fan of the season long serials but I

Is it already the 200,000th Annual Jezebel Oppression Olympics? It feels like only an hour ago it was the 199,999th Oppression Olympics.

Did you know that Bravo used to be a channel focused on the arts? Like documentaries about Martha Graham and Andy Warhol. But that was before Terminator 2 qualified as an independent film and Star Trek was British television.

I’m going deduct points because it wasn’t done by twirling.

My biggest guilty pleasure is Celebrity Big Brother. The way Celebrity Big Brother work is it’s aired every night of the week for about a month, watching Perez Hilton - every night for a month - I have no doubt in my mind that he’s unfit to raise children.

He’s a narcissist that appears to be stuck in a state of

Or just a nude painting or statue.

Especially since Coach has finally started to shed some of it’s baggage (that pun was definitely intended) and become somewhat more fashion forward.

Changing the name of the parent company to Tapestry just seems like a regressive step. I mean - how do I say this nicely - “Tapestry” is a stupid ass name.

Me too!

In Blade Runner it’s not that Asian culture is dominant, it’s that (because of a climate crisis) America has had a second wave of immigrants from Asia and the Middle East and that’s created a melting pot where you’ll see something like a neon Chinese dragon advertising a noodle shop, next to a neon cowgirl advertising

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I’ve posted this clip before but it’s so great that I’m going to share it again. Trump (and his two favorite kids) can’t solve a basic third-grade math problem. Your “100-110" estimate is generous.

You can’t prove a negative. I have no evidence that GVS isn’t a predatory creep, but you’ve provided zero evidence that he is, local gossip and anecdotes (that no one even elaborates on) isn’t evidence. I mean, there were actual accounts of Weinstein’s behavior going back to the 90's.

I’m not even saying he’s not a

He did this to the daughter of Bruce Paltrow and Blythe Danner.

Yeah. To be fair, I think she sold DKNY years ago but I’m sure she’s still a stockholder.