This person needs to calm the fuck down. It’s not like she was wearing an Unknown Pleasures t-shirt but only knew “Love Will Tear Us Apart”.

It’s just The Golden Girls if the GGs were younger and less likable.

Carrie = Dorothy
Miranda = Sophia
Samantha = Blanche
Charlotte = Rose 

Do they do a psychological screening? When he got paranoid to the point that he made a team mate strip off his shorts (Which, by the way, how did that not get him sent home?) all I could think was CTE.

They look like those $5.00 Barbies that they sell at like Dollar General stores. The ones that are just the most basic Barbie in variety of hair and skin colors each one wearing a dress cut from the same simple pattern, but maybe in a different print or colorway.

I believe it was Margaret Cho who said (and I’m quoting this from memory):

Maybe that dinky lil’ gun is bigger compared to other things.

Fittingly, the face of the campaign is Gay/New York Icon and “Queen of the Club Kids” Susanne Bartsch.

Can I take this opportunity to complain about how lazy the names of porno parodies have become? It’s just stuff like Not The Golden Girls or The Nanny: A XXX Parody. I hate it, I long for the days of Edward Penishands.

How do they find out what kind of sports 2 years old are into?

“It’ll be just like that Game of Thrones show you all love!” - Republicans

NO. Oprah’s influence was a mixed bag and I think it would have waned with the increase of cordcutting types. She was the US’s therapist and had a global influence in a lot of great causes, but she also promoted a LOT of bullshit. I feel she’s part of the reason we have parents adopting quack treatments for their…

She wasn’t on ABC. Her show was syndicated, so it really depended on where lived. For years, it aired on NBC where I live, but then it switched over to CBS (and towards the end an encore of the previous days episode would air on CW at like 10 PM).

This seems like the perfect place to confess that I can’t stop calling the star of this show Lil’ Freddie Highmore.

I suck at math (although I am pretty good at poker) so things like this make me feel like Tina in the Bob’s Burgers pilot. I’m the worst kind of autistic.

I bet a Bioncle movie wouldn’t have bombed.

Yes. This is my plan. All of my time travel will be business related. Buying stocks and rare collectibles (e.g. that Cabbage Patch Kid doll that ate the little girls her so they pulled it from the shelves).

She’s been wearing a lot of Calvin Klein lately. Which is sort of funny since Calvin Klein’s creative director Raf Simons has made no secret that he’s no fan of Trump and his own F/W 2017/18 collection featured bags and sweaters printed with something vaguely resembling an American flag and the words “Is there anyway…

I know you only mean metaphorical tap dancing, but I would pay good money to watch him try and tap dance for real.

We could all take bets on how many seconds it takes before he’s soaked in sweat and breathing heavily.

I believe he’s done full frontal in several films. Or is it like a live and in person sort of thing you’re looking for?

Doesn’t that describe at least half of the cast on The Challenge?

I remember a few years ago, one of the guys from the first couple of seasons of Road Rules had a mini-existential crisis when he realized that one of the newbies from The Real World’s mother was in high school when his season of RR aired. I’ve not…