I’m actually surprised this is illegal. Cops seize stuff all the time for much lesser reasons

CEOs control who’s on their board. Shareholders? Pfft

I’m good with the 4 cylinder.

I thought it was a city in North Carolina.

Instead of harping on Swift as a person, why not concentrate on the fact that her music is repetitive.

I’ll add it to my list. But I know it's just a Fiat 128 built under license. 

We don't have a justice system, we have a legal system. 

Mercedes could just use your PHONE to track your location.

Uh..... he’s worth 1 Billion dollars.

I’m never buying an Italian car again.

Subtle message that Jay-Z is buying the Dolphins?

Main complaint was that she wasn’t watching DeNiro’s movies.  Not that I blame her.

It’s just a pillow filled with shredded foam.  Kind of like Carlson.

You do realize that a police union’s sole purpose for being is to protect membership from facing consequences or discipline as a result of police malfeasance. They don’t exist to improve wages or working conditions.

Satan is doing great work in the evangelical community.

Larry Kudlow: Blue sky every day.

ALL religions have various forms of food restrictions for whatever reason.

Star for reference to guano 

Whenever I see Evil Lairs in the movies, I always ask myself: “What contractor built that and where did the workers come from?”

I blame the voters of Iowa for all of this.