It’s gonna be YUGE! Like the Louisiana purchase but with ice.

Dale had the wings flipped around for “more grip”.  Yeah, I know everyone’s OK.

There’s always the coming recession to count on helping with the price/discounts/dealer markup.

You could have pinned your dreams on the B-52.

That’s actually how bullies operate.

Someone up the chain nixed it.

What if there weren't any bushes? 

While on an ineffective suicide watch 

Probably should switch to a Harley.

Wait! What about the explanation that “They all do that”?

Chrysler 300 which kinda still looks like that Audi 

At least Joe Isuzu wasn't selling you God 

Traded in a Corolla for $7k, dealer sold it for $9k one week later - untouched. 

Surprisingly no one has donated “thoughts and prayers” to the campaign

Uber has never made any money. Just sayin’

Trump’s answer to things that didn’t turn out the way he wanted: “I’ll jsut pretend it didn’t happen”

Carlson’s answer to white supremacy: “I don’t know any”

What you get if you take your eye off the ball.

Ironic that a Chinese company would be concerned about someone infringing their intellectual property.

When Callaway orders 10,000 clubs from China, the factory makes 12,000 and sells the excess themselves so, technically, they’re not knock-offs.