That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works!

I posted it a whole 9 minutes after the original post, too!

It's not a compulsive need to disbelieve, so much as the internet is full of bullshit stories these days.

Right there with you. Especially considering the recent other KFC hoax where it was reported that a little girl who was terribly disfigured by a dog attack was asked to leave because she was disturbing the other customers. Turns out that story was completely fabricated so the family could get some money (they received…

"towlie, you're the worst lunch ever!"

I don't believe it.

What's everyone's problem? It has HYGIENIC right in the name?

I must've gotten high and slept in the fryer...

If that rainbow is not shopped, WOW! Only a Rainbow Dash Sonic Rainboom could explain that.

#NotAll8YearOlds

And this is why no matter how talented he might be, I can do nothing but laugh at Kanye West. Get the fuck over yourself, dude.

so taking action to protect yourself makes you nuts?

According to Wikipedia, in a 2005 60 Minutes interview she "reiterated that she had no regrets about her trip to North Vietnam in 1972, with the exception of the anti-aircraft-gun photo." She also stood behind her claim that American POWs were lying about their torture, saying "Both sides were using the POWs for…

Well, you see, they just didn't realize that transgender people are people, you know? And dehumanizing people made them some money because they didn't know any better! Who could blame them!

Once, the KKK stopped the Church for protesting a soldier's funeral, because we live in a weird fucking country.