By the way, just to clarify, "Crispy Chicken Crispers" is an actual menu item at Chili's, which I did not realize until I looked up the menu for this post. I can't even...who the fuck thought that name was a good idea?!

Yeah, "Muslim scholars" are very rational unlike evangelical Christians (I know this as an atheist). And you can tell, by the political stability, technological advancement, and scientific prowess in the Islamic world.

I actually really, REALLY want to try those crazy Kit Kat flavors from Japan.

They say that, but we all know they're not really down for it— there are too many buffets to hit.

His group operates "hundreds of websites", and several YouTube channels — the English language version has almost 12,000 subscribers, while the Turkish channel has well over 100,000. He also has about 38,200 followers on Twitter, and the peroxide blondes who appear on his show in drag make-up have tens of…

I was thinking the same thing. If that were a white man, intimidating other people, they would be all over what an asshole he was.

Agreed. If it's true, it's fucked up to the millionth degree. I also feel like if this was another celebrity, there would be a small rant about how awful that celeb is. I love Beyonce, but if she gets people fired, that's fucked up.

I don't like the way Ronald is looking at me in that lead photo.

fuck you feminist shit.

"insisting that this is something you saw "every day" is a lie unless you have literally attained the secret of omnipresence, and if you have, you know what hand gesture I'm making at you right now."

She is the worse of the worse. Sorry, but she murdered a man in the prime of his youth, with no reason at all, and he died, alone, at the bottom of a cliff, betrayed by a person who was supposed to be his life partner.

THIS is where that troll meme belongs.

I hope that you meet the same fate, Erin.

The tone here is exactly why I rarely visit Jezebel anymore. As a white male, I know I'm not exactly the target audience, but even my feminist friends have gotten tired of the "even when a woman murders a man, she is being oppressed by men" shtick.

This isn't a funny thing. This is someone's son, brother, friend, who is dead now. The tone of this piece is fucking shameful.

Explain yourself, Fortune:

"When the Dalai Lama starts banging broads like Jeets, give us a call."

"I believe what the Bible says" is the biggest bullshit lie that the religious right trots out.

There is literally nothing that makes a Jezebel commenter more furious than suggesting a woman should be held accountable for her own choices. Good luck, with this one.