Also, Bieber. People were so gaga over his cute Canadian self, but then he got super douchey. To the left, Justin. People want a pass.

Ben Affleck after the Bennifer phase. P-Diddy around the time he decided to stop being Puff Daddy. It didn't happen to Ryan Gosling, but I think he was in danger of it. He really laid low for awhile after he became a meme.

I'm glad the headline specifies "Your BFF Jennifer Lawrence..." Because if it had just said "Jennifer Lawrence" I probably would have been really confused. Which Jennifer Lawrence are the talking about? There are so many Jennifer Lawrences in my life that entertainment websites might be posting stories about. I would…

I may or may not have a journal of nerd jokes for just such occasions...

I read that the Yankees weren't thrilled about making this deal, but a Tanaka equation has no strong solution.

Not one that is worth watching. A book full of (poorly written) sex scenes might work, but if you take away the sex all you're left with is a lot of crying, hand wringing and howling, howling with metaphysical pain from the depths of her poor wittle heart.

It had such a compelling original plot and such well-written characters. It will be a fascinating movie with the sex toned down because there was so much more to the story than just the sex. (sarcasm)

FIFA is sad to have been left off this list.

I mean, it's only 3 times what you guys paid for barely photoshopped images of Lena Dunham.

SO MANY...FALLOPIAN...TUBES...DO NOT...UNDERSTAND...SPORTSBALL...

[WHISTLE BLOWS] FLAG ON THE PLAY FOR BLATANT SEXISM. 15-YARD PENALTY.

Of course not. But here is a random gmail address for a Paypal account, and a girl was RAPED, so don't be a monster, donate!

Come to Arizona: The Florida of the West.

Let it go. All photographers use photo editing software. Lena Dunham looks exactly like... Lena Dunham to me. I think she looks gorgeous in her shots. So what if they were edited a little? Big deal. She looks EXACTLY the same as she always does. Oh, and SPOILER ALERT. Her show, that you're always raving about, is…

And why didn't Jez just run this story to begin with instead of the Dunham/Untouched Photo Bounty nonsense?

No matter what you write, today I see you, Jezebel, in a new light. Like the lover who greatly disappointed you last night and who is now desperately trying to bring back a sense of normality to the relationship, except the steaming turd you laid last night over the Lena Dunham photo debacle is still clogging up and…

REALLY?

So, you're against ever using any form of "he/she's got a lot of balls" in general? That's ridiculous. Yeah, I know where it comes from, and why it's etymologically problematic in the literal sense, but the phrase is used by millions of people any day without any ill intent. If I tell a woman she has a lot of balls…

You know, I'm saving my ire for people who are actively working against gay rights. So Sherri doesn't like gay people. She thinks they're going to hell. So what? Her loss.